1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame
Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.
by T$ November 30, 2005
A person who is in love with himself/herself and his/hers oppinions and displays this by showing subtle contempt of people of a different opinion, class or personality. He/she also belittles other people and his/her relations to them aren't even skin deep, but merely superficial consisting mostly of remarks and comments the smarmy person thinks are cute, but which makes ordinary people sick. The smugness of a smarmy person is almost as big as his/her ego (which is enormous). A smarmy person usually doesn't have a real reason for his/her behavior, but it makes him/her feel important.
Piers Morgan is the real-world living definition of the word smarmy.
by maniacmikesmansion November 16, 2011
behavior not unlike Eddie Haskell (in Leave It To Beaver) or Tristan Farnon (in All Creatures Great and Small)

being a slimy, two-faced, back-stabbing, ego-centric arse
It's a wonder such a smarmy putz survives long enough to reproduce.
by SpookyJudy February 24, 2010
Smug, thinking you're better than all the other chodes.
He thinks he so much better than everyone! He has a smarmy look on his face.
by Grirl February 24, 2004
An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.
A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.
by Bob Oswin July 02, 2005
The way most shrinks act toward their patients.
Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?
by daDebil July 28, 2008
The monotone voice of NPR at any time of the day.
The smarmy tones of an abscure NPR reporter informed senior citizens around the country about pointless shit in a dull boring voice.
by Themidnightmeattrain November 05, 2008

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