Smarf

A replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, etc...

I can't believe Jeremy smarfed Dave in the Buku Fort

by BukuSmarfMan January 5, 2010

Smarf

A punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.

Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'
Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'

by black44 December 27, 2007

Smarf

V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.

1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!

by mons00nman August 17, 2008

smarf

An interjection in which one expresses anguish or annoyance

(Billy trips and falls): SMARF!

by Audiosmile January 8, 2008