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1 definition by mons00nman

V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.
1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!
by mons00nman August 17, 2008