Joshua smalldick 

Joshua is the type of von( type of gay rat) to wear a leather jacket and slick back his hair. He wears toe pairs of sunglasses inside and thinks he is cool. He is busy at staring at girls and runs into walls. Thankfully for the sake of humanity he will never breed with any human no matter how disgusting, they could never dare to breed with such an animal. Back to the breeding, even if he did breed he would be infertile because he will never ever hit puberty.

Joshua smalldick is looking like quite the faggot as always.

Joshua smalldick by anonymous January 29, 2019

tom's small dick 

The name of one who usually has no balls

"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

tom's small dick by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) 

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.

Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) by SDSAnonymous November 5, 2013

Smallfice 

a small office, oftentimes smaller than a cubical. Typically you can stand in the middle and touch the walls on either sides when you extend your arms.

Had he known his office was being replaced with a smallfice, Glenn would have opted for a more spacious cubicle instead.

Smallfice by opalhearts August 7, 2012

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

National small dick day by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

Small Dick Energy 

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

Small Dick Energy by turaligo January 12, 2022

Small Dick Energy 

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.

Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.

Small Dick Energy by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018