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1.(trans. verb) When a hobo jumps out of a bush and kicks you in the family jewels.
2. (verb) when your rip a hole in your pants at Q-Zar
1. You donkey licker, you just smack'd me!
smack'd by Chris O'Mara April 23, 2004

Smack'd Apples 

A cool punk rock band from the Netherlands who throw apples in to the audience every show.
Have you catched a Smack'd Apple?! AWESOME!
The Smack'd Apples have such a great show and their music is fucking good!
Smack'd Apples by Eric 1993 June 23, 2008

smack daddy'd 

Holy, you just got smack daddy'd
smack daddy'd by ...ellipsis... March 28, 2016

i'd smack that 

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.
"He's hot. I'd smack that."
i'd smack that by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back". 

a weird sentince
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back".

naked smack down 

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
naked smack down by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023