slutcracker 

1. a college student's christmas party and/or christmas vacation, in which the purpose is to hook up with as many girls who went to or currently go to your high school as possible, or whoever else is there.

2. a way to describe an intense sexual experience, especially during the holidays

3. sex in the hardest of forms, in which the bitch feels that she is literally being split in two

1. When Nate walked into the party, Spence immediately welcomed him to the slutcracker and directed him to the women on Santa's naughty list.

2. Jenna walked into the bedroom dressed in nothing but vicki secrets and a santa's hat, demanding slutcracker sex as her sultry voice whispered "ho-ho-ho...".

3. "I'm really sorry bro...but I slutcrackered your ex the week after you two broke up."

"Dude its totally fine, I slutcrackered your sister last night."

"Really man, what the fuck..."

slutcracker by brotege22 December 27, 2011

slutcake 

Colorful term used when providing examples of how slutty someone is.

"When she had sex with that guy she had just met an hour ago and never even asked him what his name was, well, that was just icing on the slutcake."

slutcake by J. Prizzle October 11, 2006

slutcrackers 

1.) A slut that is of caucasian descent.
2.) A girl who is between the ages of 8 and 12 that is white and pretends to be a ho. See Wigger, Prostitot

1.) Look at those slutcrackers!
2.) Jessica,Britney,Christina, Avril are all slutcrackers!

slutcrackers by PetePimp July 24, 2006

slutcakes

A very attractive ho.

Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.

slutcakes by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

Slutcake 

A tremendous, Mega Mondo Ginormous, incredibly massive Slut-Not in size but Slutiness
A slutty slutty girl barely worth eating
A slutasticly slutageous slut

Check out this Slutcake! ahahahahah

Slutcake by RIPCLAW March 2, 2009

SlutCake 

A female who extreamely enjoys all kind of oral, vaginal and anal intercourse with any man who pays a good price.

Steve: Ohhh, look she is fit!!

Zak: I wouldnt mate, shes a right SlutCake!!

Steve: At least shes not a cardboard trooper who likes a hairy bootlick

Zak: Wonder if she wants a Butt Nugget or a Plumbers Pinch

SlutCake by Hernebaynian May 10, 2010

Slutcake 

A girl or guy one finds attractive or "cute", but who appears to be or likely to be a huge slut

"Wow Jenny is such a cutie"
"Yeah but look at her, shes a total slutcake"

Slutcake by idefyphysics March 31, 2010