slutcracker 

1. a college student's christmas party and/or christmas vacation, in which the purpose is to hook up with as many girls who went to or currently go to your high school as possible, or whoever else is there.

2. a way to describe an intense sexual experience, especially during the holidays

3. sex in the hardest of forms, in which the bitch feels that she is literally being split in two

1. When Nate walked into the party, Spence immediately welcomed him to the slutcracker and directed him to the women on Santa's naughty list.

2. Jenna walked into the bedroom dressed in nothing but vicki secrets and a santa's hat, demanding slutcracker sex as her sultry voice whispered "ho-ho-ho...".

3. "I'm really sorry bro...but I slutcrackered your ex the week after you two broke up."

"Dude its totally fine, I slutcrackered your sister last night."

"Really man, what the fuck..."

slutcracker by brotege22 December 27, 2011

shitcracker 

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

shitcracker by niiien March 13, 2010

Suncracker0 

A garbage twitch streamer who got his start playing Speedrunners and can't focus enough to settle on one game so he variety streams random games. Known for hitting himself in the face with a stomp rocket to amuse viewers and being an ugly douche with bad hair who looks and sounds uneducated.

You can see for yourself at twitch.tv/Suncracker0

Yo did you see Suncracker0's stream last night?

No, I was busy doing literally anything else because he's garbage.

Suncracker0 by Duffgloops? October 23, 2019

slutcrackers 

1.) A slut that is of caucasian descent.
2.) A girl who is between the ages of 8 and 12 that is white and pretends to be a ho. See Wigger, Prostitot

1.) Look at those slutcrackers!
2.) Jessica,Britney,Christina, Avril are all slutcrackers!

slutcrackers by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Suncracker 

The guy on TikTok who got scared by a creeper noise IRL

Person 1: Wait, is that Suncracker? From TikTok?
Person 2: I think it is.
Person 1: HEY SUNCRACKER, HSSSSSSSSS!
Person 2: Stop.

Suncracker by FroyoAnto December 4, 2020