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Raisin Slurpee 

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.
Raisin Slurpee by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.
Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.
slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019

SlurpyDogPussy 

When a chick has a really loose and fat pussy and stretched out as if she has been getting fucked by k9 dogs.
Man bro I fucked that chick last night and I pounded her for days and still couldn’t cum. That chick has a SlurpyDogPussy.
SlurpyDogPussy by SlimJimRazorEdge November 9, 2019

racial slurpee 

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company
We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.

protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth
o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough
protein slurpy by stu f. May 6, 2004

Slurpee Sipper 

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
Slurpee Sipper by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010