Slurp-O-Maniac 

1. One whom may not control they're eating sounds while eating liquid food, for example soup.

"I'm a slurp-o-maniac when I eat this tasty chicken soup."

Slurp-O-Maniac by Ronaldinho Burgundy February 20, 2008

slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.

Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!

slurp-o-saurus by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

slurp off by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.

Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

Slurp off by j9977 December 14, 2013

slurp or derp 

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

slurp or derp by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

Slurp on the Peach 

When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.

Never slurp on the peach with an African girl

Slurp on the Peach by Ghost Rider ;) October 19, 2017

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole 

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021