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1.
Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.
"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."
 
2.
The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.
Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.
by j9977 December 14, 2013