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Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).
Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
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Line Cook Slurry 

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
Related Words

Slurryhead 

A chung laaad mad at silage or slurry and always sending snapchats of his tractor or of himself in the cab with his beour and silage songs going full belt.
jaysus bai he's some slurryhead idn't he
Slurryhead by ford2000 April 15, 2021
a pimped out, bossy toyota camry with leather interior, a bitchin stereo, and a stick shift. has the ability for a guy to get his slam on
I can't believe you just pumped that chick in your slamry
Slamry by slambino December 19, 2012

Slummy mummy 

A young mother from a lower socio-economic background. Usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. Drug abuse problem optional.
'I saw Kerry Katona in an Iceland advert the other day with her kids.'

'Yeah, she's a real slummy mummy.'
Slummy mummy by 13C1 May 19, 2009
It's the combination of Slut and Slimy. It means "Slimy Slut"
Lidia is Slumy AF.
Slumy by GrumpyKitten October 2, 2018

Slurry Guts 

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.
That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.