snowcouching 

The practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. A one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device.

Roommate 1: "Bro, we snowcouched that shit all the way down 18th."

Roommate 2: "Snowcouching? Is THAT why there's no furniture in the living room?"

snowcouching by bobross January 27, 2010

slow coach 

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.

He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!

slow coach by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

Snowroach 

Snowroach

Snow-roach

A white person

“Calm down snowroach”

Snowroach by Levisurpemacy December 17, 2020

slowcock 

A person that usually understands something 5 minutes after every one else. Or a person that consistently holds people up by foot, car or any other form of transportation.

Laura is a right slowcock, she had trouble understanding the joke so laughed three times....once pretending she got the joke, twice at the joke and a third at herself not getting the joke at first.

Laura was slowcocking on the country lane driving the other motorists up the wall!

slowcock by Big d 82 October 13, 2017

snowroach 

a bad ass bitch with a super soaker gorilla grip cooch. also used to define a wigger

she a snowroache

snowroach by jacksonbbbbbbb November 27, 2020

Snowroach 

An intelligent and attractive meteorologist from the upper midwest who pontificates about sports in a sweet Homer-ish way.

“Did you see what the snowroach from channel 77 said about the Lakers vs Bucks?”

Snowroach by Pepê February 10, 2022