slow moving buffalo

A chick that nobody hits on at a bar or a club and ends up lingering around the bar at 2:15am while security is asking you to finish your drinks and leave.

Carlos was hitting on a slow moving buffalo while Sergio was paying for valet parking

slow moving buffalo by marionetos May 31, 2010

Slow moving glacier 

When you pull out and blow your load right at the top of her arse crack and slowly watch its work it’s way down. Like a slow moving glacier.

I went hard at her doggy before pulling out and creating a slow moving glacier

Slow moving glacier by KiwiJK November 8, 2017

Slow'Moeing

The act of not being able to to achieve a complete errection even in the presence of open and willing vagina.

Jason was slow'Moeing when the woman allowed him to beat his penis on her body.

Slow'Moeing by Terry Goodman ( NT ) December 9, 2008

Slow Movinn 

When an individual is under the influence of marijuana or any other substance that results in slow motion

Jack: Hey John you slow movinn? (cops near)
John: YA Jack im mad ripped! ahah

Slow Movinn by saraneezy November 19, 2010