A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.
by Tariq Ahmed January 13, 2007
A recent slang word Meaning to kill, or destroy, or wreck, or any such form of light hearted devastation of a person place or thing. Best applied to non serious situations such as commentary on a death in a video game, tv show, or film.
Synonyms: Gank, Wreck, Reck, Shrek, Pwn, Own, Destroy, Devastate,
Synonyms: Gank, Wreck, Reck, Shrek, Pwn, Own, Destroy, Devastate,
*Playing a video Game"
P1: aw man, did you see how that guy killed me?
P2: Yeah man, you got fucking S L O U C H E D.
*alternate*
According to all known laws of aviation, the honey bee should by no means attempt to fully Slouch a human being. To Slouch a human being would result in the bee's stinger getting stuck, and with it, their insides would be torn out. It is a form a poetic justice, that in attempting to Slouch, the bee would instead, Slouch himself.
P1: aw man, did you see how that guy killed me?
P2: Yeah man, you got fucking S L O U C H E D.
*alternate*
According to all known laws of aviation, the honey bee should by no means attempt to fully Slouch a human being. To Slouch a human being would result in the bee's stinger getting stuck, and with it, their insides would be torn out. It is a form a poetic justice, that in attempting to Slouch, the bee would instead, Slouch himself.
by Azarath99 July 31, 2017
The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.
I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.
by Austin Decker December 2, 2009
Your SLOUCH ass went and found a SLOUCH ass nigga, trying to make me jealous, how y'all SLOUCH ass figure?!
by Da Giggler July 22, 2018
Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.
Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.
Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.
I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.
You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!
What a slouch potato!
You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!
What a slouch potato!
by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010
Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.
Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?
Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?
by xtina1313 May 23, 2015