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Noun: an exceedingly lost and/or stupified person. Also; a person lost in a closet, a state of utter lostness.

Verb: to sloset, or sloseting; the act of causing someone to become one of the above mentioned, the act of BEING utterly lost and/or stupified.
OMG look at that poor sloset!

Let her out of the closet. The stupid sloset.

"Damn...I'm so sloset."

"OI! Don't sloset me you imbecile!"

"Dusty's so damn good at sloseting people, it unbelievable."
by wheelchairdiva April 22, 2008
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