1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.

Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday

Slooty Nickel by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010

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slopey shoulders

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

slopey shoulders by The Realist! February 2, 2009

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Slooty Nickel

A Slooty Nickel is a term reffering to a girl who is both slutty, and a 5 on a scale of 1-10. The Slooty Nickel is a girl who is the "might as well girl" at the end of the night.

JON: Hey man, I'm going to hook up with that slooty nickel.
DAVE:Why?

JON:Because no good looking girl here is going to put out. And why not?

Slooty Nickel by CaliforniaDreaming15 June 10, 2010

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Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

Splooey Mayo by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

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