a male breast(s) that sag in such a manner that when viewed in profile, they appear to slope like a ski jump
Jeremy's slopies are enormous
by sect February 24, 2003
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The large protrusions that extend outward from Jeremy Lopez's chest. At the summit of the slopies like a giant nipple which weaps warm milk. Under the slopies lie centuries of built up grode that would be useful when fulfilling an order to genocide some people.
Jeremy, your slopies closely resemble the Andes mountains.

'Ey slopey!
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.
He got hit by a slopey.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.
Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!
by The Realist! February 2, 2009
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Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.
He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.
by AnotherJames November 12, 2008
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when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness
Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.
by RMR@RRC April 8, 2011
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When spilling sloppy joe on a males tip and sucking it until there is not even a drop of sauce on it
Becky: That manz let me slopeye him
by Slopeye June 12, 2019
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