Slonkied

The act of getting completely wasted

Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.

by Its Leslie... Leslie Chow June 19, 2011

Slonky

Slonky is a term for heckin skinny bois. Opposite of chonks.

Your good boi needs a heckin feed, he's all slonky!

by kualla September 11, 2019

Slonky

Liam Burke has slonky eyes

Liam Burke received a doctors note for slonky eye syndrome

by JohnOnRoad2022 April 24, 2023

slonky

a word describing something that is better than average or otherwise awesome.

Man, that website's design is slonky!

by shammyrocked March 10, 2010

slonky

Slonky is a term used by stoners to describe their bongs/pipes or any other smoking utility. It's often used a a good term but in some instances it can be used as an insult.

Dude, this is the slonkiest bong I've ever used.

This bong hits so hard it's slonky as fuck

by chillingallday1 January 6, 2016

Slonky

Being drunk, high or off anything

Friend 1: Are you high?
Friend 2:nah man i'm slonky

by jewdaddy September 30, 2016

slonky

Being under the influence of a large amount of alcohol.

Wow we got so slonky last night that we put on a performance to hips don't lie.

by Margiemcdaniels December 24, 2014