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a word describing something that is better than average or otherwise awesome.
Man, that website's design is slonky!
by shammyrocked March 10, 2010
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Being under the influence of a large amount of alcohol.
Wow we got so slonky last night that we put on a performance to hips don't lie.
by Margiemcdaniels December 24, 2014
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Slonky is a term used by stoners to describe their bongs/pipes or any other smoking utility. It's often used a a good term but in some instances it can be used as an insult.
Dude, this is the slonkiest bong I've ever used.

This bong hits so hard it's slonky as fuck
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Being drunk, high or off anything
Friend 1: Are you high?
Friend 2:nah man i'm slonky
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