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Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019
Extremely and often overly enthusiastic, too enthusiastic to properly pronnounce the words so excited, so they blend together in a spastic mush.
Why did you wet yourself? Because I'm socited!!
socited by Darth Nyki March 4, 2011
a combination of the words slut, whore, and bitch. Used in situations where you find the person extremely annoying.
"That girl was a major sloritch for flirting with your boyfriend."
Sloritch by Kris T October 5, 2005

slocatooty sorfunkded 

to be intoxicated beyond the ability to formulate coherrent sentences
Dingobutt was slocatooty sorfunkded after that party.

slopity topity 

The utmost best thing a man with a penis can achieve. Most men like it nice and slow and women usually dont want your hands pushing on their “head”.
Person 1: “Bro I just got the best slopity topity from Susan!”
Person 2: “Isn’t Susan your sister?”
A common name oftentimes used for sluts, whores, and tortillas.
Wow, look at that slorita. She's such a slorita. Jeez.
Slorita by ChristineCao October 1, 2011