|1.||dust the ole twig|
You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.
I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.
|2.||corn cob knob slob|
slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob
"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"
|3.||sucks the bag|
1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory
1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.
1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.
2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.
when in the 69 position the man vigorously bounces his balls off of the woman's forehead, like a small child playing with a paddleball.
She didn't like it when I paddleballed here when she was slobbing my knob.
|5.||toad the wet sprocket|
It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!
Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.
|6.||The Breakfast of Champions|
The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.
Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
|7.||on the leg|
Typically used in a business environment, it refers to co-workers sucking up to the boss, as in a dog humping his owner's leg. Time spent doing such is known as "OTL time". Basically, another way of saying "kissing ass".
Q:"Where's Jim?" A:"I think he is in the boss's office...probably on the leg".
Q:"Ready to head home?" A:"Naw...I gotta go down to the boss's office and get some OTL time in".
"If you want to get a raise this year, you better get on the leg as reviews are coming up here shortly"