the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.
ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.
a very slutty lizzard
that animal is a slizzard
A "dirty south" term for intoxicated
yo im slizzard from that drank
A state of high intoxication from alcohol.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6
- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"
So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard
Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard
One who has consumed alcohol and is ither tipsy or fully intoxicated and showing signs of the alcohol.
Damn last night shawtay got "slizzard".
drunk, tipsy, smashed
Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose,
And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it,
A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .
GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!