A person of the male or female variety who throws extreme amounts of bullshit your way. This person is usually shady as fuck and should be avoided at all costs. This could range from your coworker who swears they didn't take your moms homemade lasagna out the break room refrigerator to that crack head crazy bitch you used to know in highschool.
That shady muckalucka Jessica is such a shit slinger; she's always on some bullshit.

That bitch LaQueeshah is a class A shitslinger. Everybody in this motherfuckin salon knows that weave ain't no real 100% human hair.
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Yo maan, pass the slingers! im trying to get wasted...
by steveybb October 27, 2017
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Noun. 1) A professional or amateur baseball pitcher who throws exceptionally slow or much slower than the average pitching speed of his competition.
Come on boys; let's rip this guy, he is a poo slinger!
by Texas Jack3820 January 7, 2011
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a kid that Slings The Soul
to either Audience as PERFORMER or Climbs Rocks like Spiderman style Slinguin the Soul
a Creator and Original being
He def Soul Slinguin' Tonite!Rock some hard soul!
Slinguin the Soul

he is a Soul Slinger!

He bounce and Soul Sling's to climb
and crab in a crazy angle the rock
by albert rah February 4, 2010
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Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.
Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!
by Gnomercy September 15, 2006
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A hard working, no shit-taking, lots of shit-talking, server that serves eggs to multiple people at one time in a busy Levittown diner.
No, I'm not the manager today, I'm just an egg slinger
by Diner server March 28, 2017
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A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
by DoBoDaBo June 3, 2009
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