When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
Man, I just had the bestslide n glide I’ve ever had!
The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.
Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."
John and dick were were yelling at each other because everyone says that John sucks dick. Johns not even gay, nor is dick - but they continue to argue in a heated agreement like a classic Detroit Slip’n slide