slizzered 

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzered.”

slizzered by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

sezzera 

A female who looks really attractive.. So much so, you want to date them.

She looks like a Sezzera.

sezzera by Sezzera February 5, 2010

Skezzer 

A dirty girl, also known as a hoe or even a skank.

Dude look at that skezzer on the dance floor, she would do anything.

Skezzer by cdizzle100 January 5, 2008

Bacardi Sleazers 

Those guys you would see frequenting human cesspit clubs such as the M Club, Box and The Parlour etc. , walking around a crowded dance floor donning the "douchebag-cut" v-neck t-shirts perving on women. Why the Bacardi reference? Well they drink alco pops to keep their blood alcohol levels significantly lower than that of their "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" millbag prey.

"Fuck me...it's like a sausage fest in here. "
"Aye, all the Bacardi Sleazers are dragging them down Thompson's alley by the ankle. "

Bacardi Sleazers by emmettmccaughey June 14, 2013

Slizzered 

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

Slizzered by Serra November 10, 2003

sleezer

A more desperate version of a skeezer in the male form. Age varies from 34 to infinity in college towns. Usually involves greasy hair, a cheap button up shirt (collar popped) and a wierd musky smell. Synonymous with the 'one liner'.

"you know the great part about college chicks? We keep getting older, they stay the same age...." - sleezer

sleezer by Avondale Crew January 2, 2006

Slozzered 

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.

"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"

Slozzered by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011