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1.
Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.
"Im still slizzer from the night before"
by Ryan814 August 24, 2005
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2.
paper cuts on your penis.
Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better
by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 22, 2010
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