sleepwank 

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.

Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.

sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

sleepyasshh 

A downbad annoying bsd tiktoker who lives rent free on my fyp but im not complaining. A person who’d spam on every dazai and chuuya edits about how badly she wants to rail them without shame but it’s actually relatable

ex.
Me: do you know sleepyasshh from tiktok?

Random person: No, stop asking me leave me alone please Im gonna kms

sleepyasshh by chuuyasugarflavoredwhitestuff September 25, 2022

Sleepjan

Sleep, set to the music of Sufjan Stevens.

Prefix; Asleepjan
Suffix; Sleepjaning

1.) Emily put Illinois into her stereo and went to sleepjan.

2.) Emily fell asleepjan to "John Wayne Gacy, Jr."

3.) Emily was sleepjaning to "The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"

Sleepjan by Cybernetico September 13, 2008

sleepang 

Sleepang is where you are half asleep banging your pillow while thinking of someone you wanna bang

Yo bro i had the greatest Sleepang session with Taylor last night!

sleepang by 12nate16 May 25, 2020

Sleepwanking 

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

Sleepwanking by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

sleepyakamatsu 

Ugh, the hottest person 😍😩 Also likes Kaede and beautiful 😍💕

Me: sleepyakamatsu is so hawt
Person 1: No tf she's not
Me: *kicks from minecraft server*

sleepyakamatsu by DogeInABag April 20, 2021

Sleepymans 

An online group that spreads hatred, racism, and homophobia on the internet when they themselves are very diverse in sexual orientation and racially

“This groupchat is a sleepymans. They are racist online when they themselves have people from 14 different countries”

Sleepymans by The Sleepy Man February 28, 2023