5 definitions by Cybernetico

1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.

2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.
1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.

1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH

2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.
by Cybernetico January 2, 2005
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An overly dramatic show about teenagers with serious angst. More of the media trying to make our lives seem boring so we look up to these characters and role models and become a nation of drama-whore pussies because we're shallow enough think it's how we're supposed to live. So now that the media has further defined our lifestyles we buy even more of thier shitty shit we don't need. AND THE CYCLE BEGINS ANEW.
"OMGOMGOMGOMG you guys, did you see the way Brian got together with that girl and broke up 80 times in one episode? They're so exciting! OMG thats what we have to do now!!!!!111111oneone"
by Cybernetico December 31, 2005
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Sleep, set to the music of Sufjan Stevens.

Prefix; Asleepjan
Suffix; Sleepjaning
1.) Emily put Illinois into her stereo and went to sleepjan.

2.) Emily fell asleepjan to "John Wayne Gacy, Jr."

3.) Emily was sleepjaning to "The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!"
by Cybernetico August 14, 2006
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Someone who is overly dramatic because they think it makes they cool and interesting, and want to be like the perfect and interesting people on tv (See the O.C.). Like the less powerful drama queen, except can be a guy too.
" **looks to see if people are watching** OMG JEFF FROM GRADE 7 SCIENCE CLASS, WE CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER ANYMORE. I JUST DON'T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW BOOHOO I'M SO EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE AND FULL OF ANGST. **forces self into crying**"
by Cybernetico December 31, 2005
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Manipulation of any person or group of persons fear (the emotion of terror, hence TERRORism) in order to gain obedience/forceful agreement, or accomplish a certian objective.
The United States media constantly throws propaganda of how everyone in the middle east is evil and embeds the word 'terrorist' into everyone's minds from the day they are born as 'evil'. Then they use it to scare us into allowing them to bomb millions of innocent lives to ashes in the Middle East, then take over for whatever purpose.

BUT WAIT! I think I've hit something here:

...embeds the word 'terrorist' into children's minds as 'evil'. Then they use it to scare us into allowing them to...

Hmm, let's break that down into something simpler:

...use fear to manipulate the people into allowing them to...

Oh my gosh! Wouldn't that make the United States the terrorists!? How ironic!
by Cybernetico December 31, 2005
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