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Slipballs 

The act of squeesing the left testicle, twisting it counter clockwise four times. Compress the left testicle, you can use great force, or a hammer/mallet if you need to. Take the right testicle and twist it clockwise seven times. Then make a loop with your left testicle, as you would a shoelace. Forcefull insert your right testicle through the loop. Twist both testicles in opposite directions like a double helix. After this, make another loop with your right testicle and push your left testicle through that loop. Then release your testicles. The compression of the left nut will make it near impossible to undo. Then slide your right nut up and down just like a slip knot. To undo, use icy hot. Dont forget to Crisco your balls before hand. Enjoy.
Once the hot bitches saw my SlipBalls, they wanted me inside them.

Speedball jr 

A speedball jr (speedball junior) is when you make tea out of khat leaves or chew khat leaves and you chug a warm water solution of Kratom or take Kratom pills. The Kratom gives you a buzz and relaxation and energy while the khat gives you more energy and adds to the buzz. You get high off of the combo.
I drank Khat tea and chugged Kratom and now I'm high. This speedball jr is great!
Speedball jr by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023

Sleepfalling 

The little spaz attack you get when you're falling asleep and think you're actually falling.
x: Why did you just do that? Are you having a seizure?
y: No, I was just sleepfalling.
Sleepfalling by WhileyCoyote January 21, 2010

sleezeball 

an utterly and completely incompitent person. a jerk. an asshole. someone who is just grimey
" Wow, that sales guy was a complete sleezeball."
sleezeball by dick rutter November 11, 2013

Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.
Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball

Bougie Speedball 

A Bougie Speedball is when you double fist iced coffee and craft beer or cocktails, a suburb-safe alternative to the cocaine/dope combo of legit speedballs.
"It's Friday afternoon so we are powering through email on the back patio, drinking Bougie Speedballs from Blue Bottle and Lagunitas.
Bougie Speedball by ajwx August 9, 2015