Sleep Talking 

The act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.

Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.

Ryan: Hey John where are your car keys at? I'm going to be late for my date tonight.

John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...

Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.

John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.

Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!

Sleep Talking by Mr. Bad May 20, 2011

Sleepy Talk 

After a certain time of day, usually after midnight, the mind takes on an alternate state of conciousness. Speech is slurred and makes no sense. Suddenly, anything is funny.

Kevin: DUDE WALLS ARE HARD
Kyle: Cut the sleepy talk man.


Kevin: The only way I can explain wakeboarding is by telling you it is like wakeboarding.
Kyle: That's like saying green is as green as green.
Dan: Stop the sleepy talk man.

Sleepy Talk by Kyled11 February 23, 2009

Sleep Talking 

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

Sleep Talking by raybeez February 20, 2022

Sleep Talker 

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

Sleep Talker by J May 3, 2005

Sleepy Talky 

1. When your tired and say something really random and stupid and you blame it on you been tired.
2. Lubey Lew (my alter ego) has come out to say hello!

“Sorry, that’s was my sleepy talky kicking in”
“Go to sleep before your sleepy talky gets the better if you”

Sleepy Talky by LewisFromHolland August 14, 2019

Sleepwalker (song) 

The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.

Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...

Sleepwalker (song) by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021