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a super laser. shoots intense beams that exceed average lasers.
hey, check it out! they're setting up a slazer over there!
by ph stud April 02, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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(noun) a slut; formed from the abbreviation for Simulated LASER, but came to mean slut due to the its initial sound
That girl is such a slazer
by Diggs February 17, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A sleeveless and cutoff blazer.
Jenny: Oh my gosh what is he wearing?!?

Kaitlin: Did he really cut off the sleeves of his blazer?

Jenny: That's not a blazer its a Slazer!
by Jenness October 05, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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