slazer

a super laser. shoots intense beams that exceed average lasers.

hey, check it out! they're setting up a slazer over there!

by ph stud April 3, 2008

slazer

(noun) a slut; formed from the abbreviation for Simulated LASER, but came to mean slut due to the its initial sound

That girl is such a slazer

by Diggs February 18, 2003

Slazer

A sleeveless and cutoff blazer.

Jenny: Oh my gosh what is he wearing?!?

Kaitlin: Did he really cut off the sleeves of his blazer?

Jenny: That's not a blazer its a Slazer!

by Jenness October 5, 2009

Slazer dazer

It's what you call the cool people in your life

Person1: Hey Slazer Dazer
Person2: But my name is Alex....
Person1 with a sword in hand: Slazer Dazer.

by AndAndAndAndAndAndAndAndAnd June 8, 2022

slazered

(adj.) Slang for drunk; inebriated.

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."

by ohsnaphi May 14, 2015