13 definitions by wolf15668

No shave behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Christian rap

A double abomination

Rap music is horrible enough without it being christian rap.

by wolf15668 October 18, 2013

Slapdick

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by wolf15668 October 10, 2013

Elevator bomber

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

Elevator bomber

by wolf15668 October 14, 2013

tattle tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

nicole (Asshole): Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!

Bobby: Ugh, nicole is such a tattle tale.

by wolf15668 October 18, 2013

Disney effect

The act of making a bad/shitty/cop-out-of-a-sequel or prequel to an originally good movie.

Sarah: Dude, I heard they were making a sequel to jaws.

Steve: I hope they don't apply the Disney effect to it.

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

fox news

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting,

flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think

George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something.basically, the scum of

American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fucking fascistic

police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").

Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans

like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013