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slackattack 

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.
Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."
slackattack by jpg3 November 28, 2011
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It is derived from the word slav with the meaning 'fame, glory, Slav'.
Very intelligent, funny and sexy woman who should be glorified all the time. Everybody around her is charmed and educated. She takes her on way of living and does not follow any society rules with which she does not agree. She has her own principles and lives to her full capacity. Never stops and rests before all is done.

Enjoy spending time with her because it can lasts only a while.
She is so amazing. She must be Slavka.
slavka by zelko July 10, 2015

Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.
Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
Slamwarden by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011

Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.
The state of being so intoxicated, your face always looks as if it was just slammed against the wall.
Bro #1: Dude, look at Nathan over there on the sofa. He's just surrounded by Pabst tall boys.

Bro #2: He's so slamfaced.
Slamfaced by Morgnt February 4, 2013

slackadaisical 

One step beyond lackadaisical - To completely evade vitality and purpose.
I am not going to do a damn thing today. I am feeling totally slackadaisical!
slackadaisical by gurlsparrow December 9, 2008

slackass 

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.
Do it yourself, slackass.
slackass by innocentsinner March 10, 2005