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Slamazon 

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.
"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."
Slamazon by jockerty April 1, 2019
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scamazon 

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.
How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.
scamazon by Arnie2016 May 16, 2016
Word of the Day on April 25, 2019

Spamazon 

1. The phenomenon observed in search engines, particularly Google, where the top search results are saturated with low-quality Amazon product listings, dubious review articles, or content from major publishers containing Amazon affiliate links, despite these sources often having little to no genuine experience with the products in question.

2. The frustration or disillusionment experienced by internet users when attempting to find authentic reviews or products, but instead encountering a barrage of seemingly sponsored Amazon content, affiliate-driven blog posts, or poorly rated Amazon products that have somehow made their way to the top of search results.
Person 1: "Hey, did you find a good coffee maker online yet?"
Person 2: "No, every time I search for one, I just get a bunch of Spamazon. Half the links are to shoddy products, and the other half are to 'review' sites that haven't even tried the stuff they're recommending!"
Spamazon by chickenmcfweeb October 20, 2023

scamazonning 

Getting free shipping through amazon by signing up for multiple free trials of amazon prime. This only works for people living in suburbs. This is because in many suburbs, town boundaries are not exact, and several different town names can be used in mailing addresses which won't cause the mail to be sent to the wrong place. Using the Philadelphia suburbs as an example, a piece of mail sent to XXXX Conestoga Road in ROSEMONT Pennsylvania will still be sent to the correct house if the town name is changed to GARETT HILL, BRYN MAWR, RADNOR, VILLANOVA, ST. DAVIDS, or ITHAN.

So here's how it works. Amazon gives a free 1 month trial of Amazon Prime (with free 2 day shipping) to all new users. Simply sign up for your first one, but don't add more than one card to the account. In the meantime, change the town name on your other cards and order new ones with your name printed on them in different ways (middle name, no middle name, nickname, full first name, etc.). When your first free trial expires, sign up for a new account with a different email address, username, and a different card. Because your name and address are different, amazon won't figure out that you are the same person. Keep doing it until you are out of credit cards, town names, or variations on your name.
A man named George Herbert Walker Bush wants to do some online shopping, without paying for shipping. So he decides to start scamazonning. He signs up for an Amazon account with a free trial of Amazon Prime, with a card that says GEORGE BUSH. He then changes the name of the town he lives in on all of his other credit and debit cards, and has his other cards printed up to say GEORGE W BUSH, GEORGE H BUSH, GEORGE H W BUSH, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, G BUSH, G W BUSH, G H BUSH, G H W BUSH, and GEO BUSH. After each trial expires, he signs up for a new account with a different card, utilizing a different free yahoo email account. He is thus able to extend the 1 month free shipping to 9 months.
scamazonning by schnappoulop October 17, 2012

slamzone 

any area on a woman's body capable of receiving penile deliverment.
roll over baby, im gonna punish that slamzone
slamzone by veintappa April 23, 2005

shamazon 

Typing up fake or sham reviews of any product to be found on Amazon.com, in order to mystify, ruin or simply amuse prospective purchasers.

Common entries completely redefine products (genre-wise) or reveal intrinsic plot lines or twists to spoil films, books, etc.
Mephistoles: "Hey, Rupert, What shall I write for this shamazon about The Sixth Sense?"

Rupert: "Tell them Bruce Willis dies at the end."
shamazon by Benito Incognito January 31, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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