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slam stick 

a girl under or around 100lbs that is constantly being railed out. She doesn't care how large or how small the guy is, but she is a straight twig. She consumes minimum calories a day to keep her ribs from sticking out. These girls party hard and can make the bed rock. They are easily identified by their incredibly small ass to breast ratio.
"That girl is a twig, what a slam stick"
"No one likes slam pigs, I would much rather a slam stick."
slam stick by djprimo69 March 18, 2010
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slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

slamstick 

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.
I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.
slamstick by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003

Slapstick 

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped
1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump
Slapstick by The Twin December 21, 2009

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry
Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!
Slapstick Chapstick by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019