skrump

A word used in the place of sex.

Did you skrump last night after your date?

by Jessy Sea December 14, 2005

Skrump

To seek and/or obtain rimjobs.

I be skrumpin' yee yee.

by Juan Maloviche Cartolo March 18, 2010

Skrump

1. verb: To attach oneself, like a leech, to a person/persons of interest while intoxicated in hopes of gettin' some.
2. verb: To physically violate.
3. noun: One who performs the aforesaid actions.

"O shit, I was skrumped on may 22nd." or "She looks like a skrumper"

by Sage and Becca July 04, 2008

Skrump

To miss out on massive gains by being fully stabled.

Aaaaaaa Im skrumping!

Oh my god i cant believe i skrumped

by snooperbooper February 01, 2023

Skrump

You are dirty or you are a dirt

Aye, you know Jason,he was being Skrump today...

by bribae April 14, 2015

Skrump

intense, physical contact, of the romantic variety. often looked down upon when in public. People watching a couple skrump may be in an extremely awkward situation, how ever, that doesn't mean the said couple would dare stop skrumping.

A:"Hey, what did you do Saturday?"

B: "skrump, nuff said."

A: "woah. hott."

B: "definitely."

by <3littlesister. December 08, 2009

Skrump

verb: To screw up in some way or form.

"Dude remember when you accidentally said you were bisexual when we were on vacation? That was a total skrump!

by PapaBearLuke December 08, 2009