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Skönneberg 

A sir name that only goes to the coolest motherfuckers on the entire planet. A Skönneberg is an individual that is often times misunderstood to be arrogant or cocky, but ends up proving that they aren't boasting, just speaking fax. They're the best friend you'll ever have. He is really protective of you. You can talk about anything to him and he'll never tell anyone. You can trust him with anything. He's smart, serious, but also funny. He knows all the right things to say to make you forget about your troubles. He encourages you to be a better person. You can never stay mad at him for long.
Random sexy girl: "Does your name happened to be Skönneberg?!?"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"
Skönneberg by Mike Coxlong 69 January 24, 2020

SEAnniversary 

I can’t believe it’s been 7 years since you moved to Seattle. Happy SEAnniversary!
SEAnniversary by kaaali August 1, 2023

Skönneberger

Dayum! Oscar's hot! What a Skönneberger!
Skönneberger by Mike Coxlong 69 January 8, 2021
An idiotic yet beautiful human being. This guy can pull Hoes. He is a loyal, handsome (at least he thinks so.) wonderful human being. Stay around this guy he’s always down for the ride. He’s thick with more c’s than you can COUNT! GREAT IN BED!!! He is as cuddly as a koala. And just as easygoing. He’s definitely a keeper
Don’t invite a sonnier to a sleepover their too good in bed
sonnier by Big booty sonnier September 29, 2019

schnniver 

A person with both the traits of a schemer and a conniver.
Frank was really a schnniver when it came to obtaining football tickets.
schnniver by Rob Newsom November 3, 2006

sconiver 

(sku-ny-vur) A mix between a scurve and a conniver; usually someone who waits to the last minute to steal something from someone else and complains how they had claims on it the whole time.

Trent was being a sconiver about his beer.

Sheila was such a sconiver with her claim on boys.
sconiver by Dave O'Wellsey November 16, 2006