by Mike Coxlong 69 January 8, 2021
A sir name that only goes to the coolest motherfuckers on the entire planet. A Skönneberg is an individual that is often times misunderstood to be arrogant or cocky, but ends up proving that they aren't boasting, just speaking fax. They're the best friend you'll ever have. He is really protective of you. You can talk about anything to him and he'll never tell anyone. You can trust him with anything. He's smart, serious, but also funny. He knows all the right things to say to make you forget about your troubles. He encourages you to be a better person. You can never stay mad at him for long.
Random sexy girl: "Does your name happened to be Skönneberg?!?"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"
Guy named Skönneberg: "Yea. How'd you know?"
Random sexy girl: "You just happend to be sooo cool! And only guys named Skönneberg are that cool"
by Mike Coxlong 69 January 24, 2020