smobes

The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.

Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"

smobes by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing

Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."

snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

skobe 

like a skanger, enjoys dutch gold, nike air max and 90 degree angle caps..
also partial to adidas and Kappa trakkies..usually heard before seen..can be heard screaming..' bleedin deck ya, bleedin hippy!!'
high pitched voice. complex family connections...oedipus eat your heart out

jp and anto and decko and damo had a cider party on the sea-front in bray..they got their cans from the offy in tesco!!!

skobe by pretty kitty December 4, 2004

sobese 

Extreme Obesity.

"So Obese"

Damn daniel is sobese!

sobese by DOPE *87* September 26, 2009

scobes 

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.

Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.

scobes by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010

skobies 

A derogatory term used to describes people of lower class.

There was a bunch of skobies hanging around the chipper last night.

skobies by brickshapedprojectiles June 30, 2008

SkonesMickLoud 

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

Man 1:You like that bitch (shoves pineapple into partners ass)
Man 2: SKONESMICKLOUD!

SkonesMickLoud by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009