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sklonklish 

Crummy, cruddy, crappy, or otherwise not very good.

This made-up term, intended as a spoof of teenage slang of the day, was first used the the 1947 RKO motion picture, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer" starring Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and Shirley Temple. In the opening scene, when a maid wakes teenager Susan Turner, played by Temple, she protests being woken, saying "But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish." Moments later, when Bessie relates the conversation to Susan's older sister, Judge Margaret Turner, played by Loy, the sister says, "Next time she tells you she feels sklonklish, you tell her not to be a clunk."
The cold autumn rain had Jimmy feeling sklonklish, but once he got to Susie's house the hot apple cider and pleasant company quickly cheered him up.
sklonklish by cmadler September 26, 2010
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To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.
There was a possum under the back porch, and we proceeded to slock him with the blowgun.
Slock by slockinshack March 1, 2019
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Captain Slock 

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.
DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?
Captain Slock by Lawlieter December 11, 2009
A slot and socket combined.
Go put the phone into the slocket.
Slocket by Xythin November 27, 2009
(prison slang, combination of sock/lock) 1. n. A common prison weapon consisting often of one or more padlocks or combination locks placed in a sock, which is then used like a club to beat someone.
2. v.t./v.i. To beat (someone) in this manner.
Bubba took that slock of his and gave Pee Wee a beatdown.
slock by LtCmdrData August 27, 2006

splockets 

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets
Dude veto I hate splockets.
splockets by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

slock list 

Always perceived as an insult. Most commonly used in situations when someone is displaying characteristics of Sam Lockwood (from awake of course).
Mikey: "hey can i come over?"
Sasha: "slock list....."
slock list by listmanBCC March 26, 2010