splock 

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

splock by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

Splock 

The same thing as a spliff. A mixture of tobacco and marijuana, rolled into a perfect smoking ciggarette pleasure called a splock.

stoner 1: "ay man you got any tobacco?"

stoner 2: "jah mon"

stoner 1: "alright! now we can twist this splock"

Splock by community_high_school January 11, 2010

Splock 

A black spock

He looks like splock

Splock by Boogiedown1288 October 26, 2013

Splock 

When you block someone while in the middle of an argument or spazzing on them

Ugh!!! He’s so annoying I’m gonna splock him!

Splock by Splockbitch69 August 8, 2020

Splock 

To strike someone with one's wet/sticky penis after ejaculation, usually in the face.
The word originated as an onomatopoeia for the noise made when a penis (with foreskin) strikes another person making a very distinct noise.
To cock-slap with a wet and sticky penis.

Jenny swallowed and then I splocked her on both cheeks leaving her with a very messy face; she loved it.

Splock by AidanH February 10, 2009

Splock 

To have wet messy sex......

I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........

All this splocking has shriveled my cock.

I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.

Splock by splock master May 15, 2010

Splick Splock 

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

Splick Splock by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018