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Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk
Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.
by Steviedee January 16, 2004
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When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock
by foooswagga February 09, 2010
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The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.
Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.
by moosess hoodseun August 07, 2017
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1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully
Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!
by Chase Dorset December 01, 2006
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A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.
person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.
by totalstud December 29, 2009
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A person named Shod's cock.
DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!
by beccaisapunk November 29, 2011
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Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK
That was so funny I shlock - ed.
by ketanga February 18, 2007
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