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The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
by Super Man222 June 26, 2008
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A sexual act in which an uncircumcised man puts one or more skittles under the foreskin of his penis prior to receiving a blowjob, so that the partner performing the blowjob gets to enjoy eating some skittles.
Ted felt that being circumcised put him at a disadvantage in the dating market, since every girl he met seemed to love skittledicking.
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The act of hiding skittles under the foreskin or inside the urethra in order to provide a pleasant surprise for someone performing oral sex.
I was skittledicking Tracy the other night. She was all "Whoa, skittles! Awesome!"
by The Royal We June 26, 2008
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When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.
Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"
by Trent Clendenning September 14, 2009
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The act of placing large amounts of skittles in someones's front yard, arranging it into the shape of male genitilia, and then spraying the area with their own water. After the rainbow colors soak into the grass, they will now be the proud owner of a rainbow colored penis, displayed vividly in their lawn
Trevor was such an asshole, that we had a little skittle dicking adventure in his yard the other night, taste the rainbow bitch!
by Macdaddy12746348 January 11, 2012
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