so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!
Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.
Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.
Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.
*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*