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tha coolest kid eva!has awesome hair,and pretty teeth.:)
that awesome kid in 8th grade thats supposed to be in 10th.Skipper!
by T.Skipper May 29, 2009
<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!

Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.

Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!

by Katya7666 January 16, 2006
crystal, or someone who is tweeking
"Hey man, you got any skipper?"
by Onna Goodwon November 24, 2006
a group of people not to be specified at this time; commonly used towards one who acts like a mongoloid
Evan is a skipper, and always tries to act cool.
by baba o reillo November 23, 2004
Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker
Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
by JB October 20, 2004
anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.
wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.
by John Doe August 13, 2004
Skipper is one of mafia slang meanning captain or caporegime who headed crew in mafia family and control many soldier and associate for family get order from boss to soldier in his own crew. such as the godfather the Corleone family skipper is Clemenza and Tesio run criminal activities in bronx and Brooklyn
by caposaas September 06, 2014