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A trend, an overly popular trend. Skinny jeans (or skinnies) are usually worn by your modern trendwhore, scene kid, sk8r boi, or emo people. In my honest opinion, skinny jeans make girls with no ass look like they have one. Guys who wear skinny jeans usually look like anorexic little girls, with a presumably small penis.

People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Trendwhore: LAIK OH MAI GAWD, I LAIK LUV MAI NEW SKINNY JEANS, DER SO CUUUUUTTTTEEE!

Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.
by Sventevith August 23, 2010
 
9.
The tight as fuck fag pants that little swag loving butt fuckers wear errywhere. They look gay as fuck. They feel gay as fuck. They are gay as fuck. They crush ur nuts and make u look like a little bitch. If you are a real man, you will say fuck those gay, tight, nut crushing pants and wear ur clothes baggy and walk with a gangsta limp.
SWAG Fag: Man! My skinny jeans make me look so fuckin G!

Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?

Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha
by SketchXgangXFTB May 26, 2014
 
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A new trend of jeans that are really skinny around the legs. They are falsely-associated with punks scene kids and skaters when reallly just about every guy wears them nowadays. Some men consider them gay.
Hey, that guy has skinny jeans, he must be a skater or a punk.
Naw, I have a pair and I don't skate.
by lightningtime January 08, 2010
 
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1. Any jeans that cannot be put on with ease. If it takes more than 5 minutes to wiggle into a pair of jeans, they're skinny jeans.

2. Jeans guys shouldn't wear.
The boy came to school in skinny jeans one day and was rejected by all his friends. He then came to his senses and gave them back to his sister and never wore skinny jeans again.
by DRmastermind June 04, 2010
 
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skinny jeans are jeans that are like reg at the top and start to get tinier and skinnier towards the bottom... in my opinion they are reall cute but on the right person i personally wouldnt wear it myself... it only looks good on peopl who wear them because they like them not because they are aloser and follow wherever the paradigm goes they are like followers if you wear them and make them your own they are really cute... but i stick w/regular jeans OH and they look really good w/chucks, flats, and heals last two for like the average person thats more preppy but yeah..
kid:i dont wears skinnies skinny jeans
other:why
kid:followers where them
other:callin me a foller
kid:no not you that other kid right there
by ♥xXx♥lavinia♥xXx♥ January 25, 2009
 
13.
usually tight, especially near the bottom. they are really cute and look good with just about any shirt, commonly worn by skaters/emo/punk kids but, now days preps are wearing them too. personally i love skinny jeans on anybody. (btw they look nice with converse or flats)
omg. look at becky rockin those skinny jeans, fersher.
by katieleigh November 02, 2008
 
14.
A person who wears skinny jeans, nose pierced, and ears gauged. Usually questionably homosexual. The popular apparel for this type is; tight leather jackets (probably made for women), crooked flat-billed hats, chucks, and don't forget the skinny jeans! There is only one type of haircut for this type, and that is, of course, a douchy one.

Let's not forget this type's inability to handle liquor, and their knack for puking over 3rd story balconies onto poor unsuspecting bi-standards.

These people are commonly mistaken for vampires, and may look as if they escaped from the Twilight set.
Haha, look at that Skinny Jeans puking on that slut.

Hey, this Skinny Jeans is passed out... Let's fuck him up.

That Skinny Jeans is a sub par paintball player.
by AaronCarterFan69 January 12, 2011