Skin Marks
A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
Skin Marks by Ingl October 17, 2010
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Skidmarks
Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!
Skidmarks by JackMeough November 19, 2012
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psychic skidmarks
Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.
Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.
psychic skidmarks by Cliff November 12, 2003
skidmarks
encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.
his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.
skidmarks
When soft, still plyable anal dischanrges rub so close to the offenders' undergarments that a fecal stain is left behind. May also occur when the issue is "forced." I.E. Butt picking, massaging of anal irritations, or sloppy wiping techniques. See also "streaks."
Dammit Donnie, the line for the port-o-let was so long I had to rush my post crap rectal cleansing techniques. Now I have smelly 7-1/4 inch skidmarks as a result!
skidmarks by Jim Stevens January 11, 2004
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sergeant-skidmarks by dorham May 26, 2006
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