9 definitions by dorham

smack a tank

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 16, 2006

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 16, 2006

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

by dorham May 16, 2006

A variation of the mullet haircut, in this case worn by a jock or sporto.

"That cock-staple with the soccer-rocker stole my lunch money!"

by dorham May 16, 2006

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

by dorham May 16, 2006

"That Izod Polo shirt goes well with your neck-warmer."

by dorham May 16, 2006

"Hershel, you're being a nudje...now,shut up, and eat your shikseh!"

by dorham May 17, 2006