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Verb : To confuse with nonsense. To abandon all pretence of normality. e.g. by telling yor boss that you "exist in a world beyond his imagination". Or you might skimble someone by just showing them your arm and saying "Chen matrix?". The "skimbled" party will become so confused that the "skimbler" gains the upper hand.
"Everyone has handed in their essays, except you Martin. Where is it?".
"Well Mrs. Truncheon, I am so enveloped in twan at the moment that my quunch has become sodden with pantrack! Please excuse my shint mother Abraham!".
"Christ Martin, you've skimbled my skan, You gentle monkey."
skimble by Liquidsmoke October 18, 2008
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v. To damage, destroy, or lose, either accidentally, through play, or out of mischief.

adj. "Skimbled"; something which has been damaged in this way.

Skimble, from "Skimbleshanks", the name of a cat in the musical "Cats". The name was given to a house cat prone to such mischief, and by extension to the mischief itself.
"The cat has skimbled my knitting--again!"
skimble by Elisabeth Calben July 1, 2004
A fat cat which thinks that it's the 'Gunda of High School'.
All failing marks, monkey and a cat behaviour with a bit of aggression. Overall a foolish cat who can only be friends with a gorilla
Oh hell nah that guy is dumb but not dumber than skimble!!!
Skimble by Araujo November 25, 2023

Skumble bee 

a person of gross/annoying qualities who goes around to people to bug them for the Skumble Bee's enjoyment. They move like a bumble bee, which is also, of course, annoying and goes everywhere u dont want it to.
"Oh my god, look at that Skumble Bee....he's freakin' annoying everyone at the party!"

"i know..can we get rid of him somehow?"
Skumble bee by Soldarix July 12, 2009
verb. A portmanteau of the words skate and stumble. Used when someone is trying to skate around drunk, especially on the way home from the bar or from a party.
That stupid bastard shouldn't have had that last beer cause he's gonna skumble home and fall on his ass
skumble by Morrisato March 25, 2008

skimbled 

When a friend takes your girl in front of you and you are cucked unwillingly.
He's into her but he is going to get skimbled.
skimbled by OPBJ November 10, 2020